Monday, January 3, 2011

I Solve The Teen Pregnancy Problem

Apparently, there is an epidemic of sixteen year old girls across America that are screwing like rabbits.  I know what your thinking, 'I thought epidemics were bad things' but that's inappropriate and I won't have that kind of perversion on my blog.  So back to the underage sex.  You see a few years ago MTV shined a light on these easy teens with the show 16 and Pregnant.  Nobody could have expected how successful the show would become, not even Lucifer the great deceiver who I hear has a sweet VP position over at MTV.  Anyway, now fifteen and sixteen year old's are having ridiculous amounts of sex in the hopes of getting pregnant so that they can audition for the show.  The key word in that last sentence is audition they probably won't even make it onto the show.

Now people are blaming MTV for teens wanting to get pregnant and get on the show.  Please don't get me wrong if you hate MTV because they created the Jersey Shore, or because they fed Steve-O hallucinogens until he became the brain damaged chimp that he is today, or because they employ Satan then I have no problems with that, but if you hate MTV because of 16 and Pregnant then you're in the wrong.  16 and Pregnant does not glorify being a teen parent it shows how you CAN NOT be prepared to be a parent at sixteen years old and if anybody who actually complained about the show took the time to watch it they would know this.  And if there is a sixteen year old girl trying to get on this show it is her parents' fault not MTV's.  
   

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