Thursday, February 13, 2014

Sleeping Dogs



If you have an Xbox Live gold membership like I do, every month they put up a new game that is completely free to gold members. At least they do on the 360 I don't know if they do it on the Xbox One.  The point is, most of the time they are really good games.  A couple of months ago, the game of the month was Sleeping Dogs a game by United Front Games and published by Square Enix.  Which is weird because I really liked it and usually Square Enix games just make me feel uncomfortable.


In Sleeping Dogs you play as Wei Shen (seen ripped and sexy above), a man who is torn between two lives.  He just got got back to his home in Hon-Kong after a few years living abroad in America.  Wei gets up to his old tricks right away and the first time you get to play as him is during a drug deal that goes south and Wei ends up in jail.  He bumps into his old friend Jackie in his cell and he starts telling Wei about how bad things have gotten since he left.  Jackie is part of the gang the Sun On Yee under the command of Wei's other old friend Winston.  A lot of rival gangs are out there after the Sun On Yee but at the moment their biggest problem is another faction of the Sun On Yee led by this asshole named Dogeyes.  After all this catching up, Jackie informs Wei that he could probably get him in good with Winston when they are released.  Wei is finally brought to speak to a detective.  A man named Pendrew (I know it seems like a lot of people but stay with me it's not that bad).  Pendrew interviews Wei alone and turns off all the cameras in the interrogation room to make sure there will be no witnesses.  It turns out Wei is an undercover cop and his current assignment is to get in good with the Sun On Yee and destroy them from the inside.

Jackie introduces Wei to Winston who is at first hesitant to trust him.  Winston asks about Wei's sister because they grew up together and he informs him that she recently overdosed and died.  Dogeyes was the one who got her addicted to drugs in first place.  They quickly bond over their hatred for Dogeyes and Wei is very good at what he does.  During a few of his assignments for Winston Wei had to kill people, use guns and in one situation blow up a building.  Naturally, his superiors in the police department were not happy with him and were beginning to question his loyalties.





Meanwhile, Winston no longer has any question of Wei's loyalty.  Winston is getting married and all of the leaders of the different Sun On Yee families will be there including the big boss himself, Uncle Po.  So all of the leaders of this gang are going to be in one place at the same time?  I can't see this going wrong in any way.  Of course a rival gang attacks and kills Winston and his wife in a really really sad scene.  This is like the red wedding before the red wedding.  Everyone gets shot except Wei of course because he is essentially Japanese Batman.  Wei finds Uncle Po shot and bleeding and manages to get him to a hospital and saves his life.  Pendrew gets sick of Wei's bullshit and has Jackie arrested to spite him.  Uncle Po promotes Wei to a higher rank in the Sun On Yee as thanks for saving his life.


Wei manages to track down one of the shooters from the wedding and he tells him that Dogeyes was actually behind the shooting.  We finally get the confrontation we have been waiting for.  Wei against Dogeyes.  Both of them now leading their own gangs.  When Wei captures Dogeyes there isn't much of a fight.  It's like he is beneath Wei now.  He is nothing to him.  Wei takes Dogeyes to Winston's mother to allow her to inflict whatever kind of justice she deems fit.  He could have taken Dogeyes in to the police but that wouldn't really have been justice would it?  Believe it or not there is still quite a bit left to this game's storyline, but this seems like a good end point doesn't it?  And I should probably talk about the gameplay a little bit before I end this review.

When I first picked up this game I assumed it was just another Grand Theft Auto clone but it turned out to be so much more than that.  It takes hours of gameplay to even unlock a gun.  I have compared the fighting to the Arkham series of games but I'm not sure if that's accurate.  In Arkham its basically button mashing and then you get attacked and you press a different button to counter.  The fighting style in this game is button mashing early on, but then you learn new combos and grapples.  I would say the fighting style is more like that of Yakuza then anything else.

Alright, this is supposed to be a review isn't it?  Thus far I haven't offered any of my own opinions.  Most gamers believe that gameplay is number one and story is secondary.  I am the opposite; I can handle bad controls and gameplay but it has to have a good story.  This is why I believe Assassin's Creed 2 is the worst game ever made.  Some games are exceptions to the rule like any Mario game or Cloudberry Kingdom but for the most part I look for a good story in games.  I was very happy to find Sleeping Dogs because it is not only one of the greatest organized crime stories I have ever heard but it is also one of the most fun games I have ever played.  Square Enix has confirmed a sequel set in the "Sleeping Dogs universe".

Sunday, February 9, 2014

Scenes Out of Context: Stolen (Part 2)

This is one of the strangest scenes I have ever seen.  I have no jokes or anything.  Please subscribe to my youtube channel here and enjoy the video.


Saturday, February 8, 2014

Scenes Out of Context: The Wicker Man

I would like to thank you my loyal fans for helping me reach over 1,000 views on this, The Coffin Chronicle.  I know it has been a while since you have heard from me but fear not I have returned.  Anyway, here is a very special episode of Scenes Out Of Context thanking you for your loyalty.


Sunday, January 26, 2014

Scenes Out Of Context: Phineas and Ferb (Part 2)

Hooray I'm back on schedule!  So, we're back with Phineas and Ferb.  It's amazing the mileage I am getting out of this show.  Don't forget to subscribe to my youtube channel here to see these episodes and more first.


Saturday, January 25, 2014

Scenes Out Of Context: Power Rangers

 So Scenes Out of Context is back and about the same as ever but hey you didn't actually think I'd be improved or anything did you?  Anyway, here's the video I hope you like it and please subscribe to my youtube channel here.







Friday, January 17, 2014

And Now For Something Entirely Different

First of all I would like to thank all of you loyal readers for sticking with me all of this time.  Sometimes working on a blog on a regular basis can feel just like that, WORK.  And it can feel thankless if you don't get a lot of views on something you really liked and cared about and put a lot of time into... So I am happy to announce that I am starting a secondary blog in addition to this blog!  It is an ongoing fictional dramady set in Green Acre High School.  It can be read at greenacreschoolpaper.BlogSpot.com or you can just click here.  I have a lot of ideas for this so hopefully this school paper will be going on for years to come.  Please join me on this journey and continue to visit the old coffin chronicle as well.

Thursday, January 16, 2014

Batman: Arkham Origins

 
Well as you may have guessed I still do not have the software required to make Scenes Out of Context.  I will still be doing the show it is just on hiatus for the moment.  This review has been a long time coming, I've just been avoiding everything about it.  When Arkham Origins came out, I was so young and naïve that I was actually excited for it.  As time went on I realized that there was just absolutely no need for this game.
 
Arkham City was the perfect Batman game.  I worded that sentence very carefully.  Arkham City was not without its faults but it was as close as you could get to being Batman without putting on a cowl and attempting to fight crime.  Arkham City also had one of the greatest endings to any game I've ever had the pleasure of playing.  It was emotionally taxing and brilliant at the same time; even more so when you take into account that this was the last time Mark Hamill would be voicing the Joker.
 
 
Arkham Origins takes place at an unspecified time before Arkham Asylum at a very early point in Batman's career.  Black Mask has placed a 10,000,000 dollar bounty on the Bat's head and eight assassins have come out of the darkness to claim it.  The eight assassins are Bane, Deathstroke, Dead Shot, Fire-Fly, Copperhead, Killer Croc, Shiva, and last and certainly least the Electrocutioner.  It is unclear why Black Mask decided to put the bounty on Batman's head but if you ignore that fact long enough it gets explained.
 
The controls are the same as the previous two games but unlike the previous two games, they just feel shitty.  Often times if you press the attack button multiple times in order to perform a combo but then try to counter an oncoming attack, Batman will instead finish his combo.  This will usually lead to him getting beat up and some very frustrating battles.
 
 

One of the reasons I was so excited about Arkham Origins is because the plot was about Black Mask and a bunch of B-list villains.  This series told their Joker story, it was genius and they did not need to do it again.  Unfortunately, Arkham Origins is a Joker game in disguise.  Yes, it turns out Black Mask never put the bounty on Batman's head at all.  It was the Joker wearing a Black Mask... well mask.  He has some stupid plan to blow up the GCPD or something I don't care.  At this point, I was so angry that it was the Joker I was just playing to finish the damn game.
 
At some point, the Joker gets blown out of a window of a skyscraper and begins falling to his death.  Batman saves him much to the Joker's surprise.  He gets sent to Blackgate Prison where he meets his doctor Harlene Quinzelle.  This scene was actually really great.  Joker is talking to Harley about how he met someone who really surprised him and changed his life tonight.  The entire time he is thinking back to his origin story when he was the Red Hood.  As he is speaking, Harley thinks he is talking about her when he is actually talking about Batman.  It was really well put together and it could have only been better if my game was not constantly SKIPPING AND GLITCHING DURING THIS SCENE!  Luckily the audio still worked fine and I was able to make out what was happening.  This is where the game should have ended.  Unfortunately, there was still about three hours left.  Believe it or not nothing of note really happens so I'm just going to end my summary here.
 
I realized that these games are essentially Zelda games.  You roam around doing quests and helping people until you unlock a dungeon.  Inside the dungeon you will inevitably find a new gadget that you will need to fight that dungeon's boss.  The only real difference is that the dungeons in Gotham are just large buildings.  Also, unlike The Legend of Zelda series, all of the Arkham series of games take place along the same time-line.  The reason that that is significant is that when Batman acquires gadgets such as glue grenades and shock gloves in one game, it makes no fucking sense when he doesn't have them in the games that take place after!