So you may or may not know this but I have been unemployed for some time now. I'm not gonna say where but I will say its at one of the largest chain home improvement stores in the world and its not Lowes. I was shocked when I got called for an interview and basically told the guy who ended up being my boss, "I'm sorry I'm nervous you're a very scary man." Then I went through over a week of training before I could work in the parking lot!
This past week was the first time I was able to don the orange apron and I actually enjoyed myself aside from a few things. The man they have training me is an eighteen year old high school student who is the most racist person I've ever met. Yesterday I thought about taking this little abortion survivor to the trash compactor and see if he could crawl his way out before I got the door locked. But aside from the usual stuff its going well.
